The Martians Will Never Attack Us

I have a golfing buddy that is fond of saying the Martians will never attack because they're afraid of us. When they look down and see how we behave, they shake their heads and decide to stay far away as we are too scary.

What kind of creatures determine that tobacco is harmful, then taxes it to death, but still subsidizes tobacco farming? What specie would allow an elected official, a public servant, like Nancy Pelosi, to have a huge aircraft for personal commuting? The list can go on forever.

Spock was logical. I'm sure Martians would be logical.We are so illogical it is scary. No wonder the Martians will never attack.